Great Moments in Utah Hairstyles

The Crotty Kid does it again . . .

"The big news out of camp today is that The Cher"noble" Giant, Kyrylo Fesenko, died his hair blonde!!! Truly groundbreaking stuff. While this would seem to be a non-issue in a state in which it is still cool for dudes to have blonde tips, when your coach is a no-fun party pooper it makes for the second most popular Deseret News article. Sloan has a way of winning these battles-of-the-coif and I assume that if Fesenko is on the active roster on opening day he'll have his head shaved.But that doesn't mean that players from Utah never have stunning, even trend-setting locks." (The Crotty Kid, via The Cowhide Globe, 2008)

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only Jazz blogger who finds "Hairgate" completely asinine. And please visit that link to see the full round-up of the hair styles that Andrei, Deron, Kyle, Memo and others have previously sported!